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Old but good. SOme are funny as hell, some are stupid. The Disney one is THE best.
Old but good. SOme are funny as hell, some are stupid. The Disney one is THE best.
o this one is pretty funny,
A hunter and a priest are in a shooting range. The hunter says ''pull!'' and the priest pulls the lever, luanching a disk. The hunter shoots and misses and says ''god dammit i missed'' and the priest says ''don't say
god's name in-vein or else you'll be struck by lightning.'' Then the hunter says ''pull!'' and the priest pulls the lever launching a disk. The hunter
shoots and misses again and says ''god dammit i missed'' and the priest says ''don't say god's name in-vein or else you'll be struck by lightning.''
The hunter says ''pull!'' again and the priest pulls the lever launching a disk. The hunter shoots and misses again and the hunter says ''god
dammit i missed!'' and then out of no where a lighnting bolt strikes near the hunter and a deep voice says ''god dammit i missed!''
A hunter and a priest are in a shooting range. The hunter says ''pull!'' and the priest pulls the lever, luanching a disk. The hunter shoots and misses and says ''god dammit i missed'' and the priest says ''don't say
god's name in-vein or else you'll be struck by lightning.'' Then the hunter says ''pull!'' and the priest pulls the lever launching a disk. The hunter
shoots and misses again and says ''god dammit i missed'' and the priest says ''don't say god's name in-vein or else you'll be struck by lightning.''
The hunter says ''pull!'' again and the priest pulls the lever launching a disk. The hunter shoots and misses again and the hunter says ''god
dammit i missed!'' and then out of no where a lighnting bolt strikes near the hunter and a deep voice says ''god dammit i missed!''
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Exploder wrote:o this one is pretty funny,
A hunter and a priest are in a shooting range. The hunter says ''pull!'' and the priest pulls the lever, luanching a disk. The hunter shoots and misses and says ''god dammit i missed'' and the priest says ''don't say
god's name in-vein or else you'll be struck by lightning.'' Then the hunter says ''pull!'' and the priest pulls the lever launching a disk. The hunter
shoots and misses again and says ''god dammit i missed'' and the priest says ''don't say god's name in-vein or else you'll be struck by lightning.''
The hunter says ''pull!'' again and the priest pulls the lever launching a disk. The hunter shoots and misses again and the hunter says ''god
dammit i missed!'' and then out of no where a lighnting bolt strikes near the hunter and a deep voice says ''god dammit i missed!''
oldie, but I guess it gives a tiny chuckle ^_^
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It's a still one, but you get the picture. The 2nd one isn't as funny.
It's a still one, but you get the picture. The 2nd one isn't as funny.
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lol, I'm thinking of importing this idea to the US. lol
lol, I'm thinking of importing this idea to the US. lol
sorry if i offend
I found this funny a black guy told me.
Why is there cotton in the top of pill bottles?
to remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs
Why is there cotton in the top of pill bottles?
to remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs
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Re: sorry if i offend
Deadeye wrote:I found this funny a black guy told me.
Why is there cotton in the top of pill bottles?
to remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs
... That's really not funny at all.