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Post by RichardMH » Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:20 pm

:lol: haha nice one :P

I wonder what would have happend if he would have said ducks.. would have got bucks?

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Post by [TO]Semore » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:51 am

lol, nice trent

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Post by [TO]Semore » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:18 am

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

Old but good. SOme are funny as hell, some are stupid. The Disney one is THE best.

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Post by Samurai » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:36 am

ooo heres a crap one!

"how much are 10p sweets?"

...

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Post by Trent » Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:34 pm

http://power92.proboards25.com/index.cg ... 1133265542

at least, I hope they're joking, lol. :?

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Post by Exploder » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:54 am

o this one is pretty funny,
A hunter and a priest are in a shooting range. The hunter says ''pull!'' and the priest pulls the lever, luanching a disk. The hunter shoots and misses and says ''god dammit i missed'' and the priest says ''don't say

god's name in-vein or else you'll be struck by lightning.'' Then the hunter says ''pull!'' and the priest pulls the lever launching a disk. The hunter

shoots and misses again and says ''god dammit i missed'' and the priest says ''don't say god's name in-vein or else you'll be struck by lightning.''

The hunter says ''pull!'' again and the priest pulls the lever launching a disk. The hunter shoots and misses again and the hunter says ''god

dammit i missed!'' and then out of no where a lighnting bolt strikes near the hunter and a deep voice says ''god dammit i missed!''

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Post by [TO]Semore » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:10 am

Exploder wrote:o this one is pretty funny,
A hunter and a priest are in a shooting range. The hunter says ''pull!'' and the priest pulls the lever, luanching a disk. The hunter shoots and misses and says ''god dammit i missed'' and the priest says ''don't say

god's name in-vein or else you'll be struck by lightning.'' Then the hunter says ''pull!'' and the priest pulls the lever launching a disk. The hunter

shoots and misses again and says ''god dammit i missed'' and the priest says ''don't say god's name in-vein or else you'll be struck by lightning.''

The hunter says ''pull!'' again and the priest pulls the lever launching a disk. The hunter shoots and misses again and the hunter says ''god

dammit i missed!'' and then out of no where a lighnting bolt strikes near the hunter and a deep voice says ''god dammit i missed!''

oldie, but I guess it gives a tiny chuckle ^_^

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Post by Glude » Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:06 pm

Semore, does the rock paper saddam movie thing still exist? I can't find it on the web anymore..

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Post by [TO]Semore » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:57 am

http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/one.html


It's a still one, but you get the picture. The 2nd one isn't as funny.

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Post by Glude » Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:28 pm

yes but there is no sound on this one

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Post by [TO]Semore » Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:42 pm

Yeah the flash one that I had died a long time ago, sorry.

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Post by Trent » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:11 am

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/artic ... E_ID=47958

lol, I'm thinking of importing this idea to the US. lol

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Post by Deadeye » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:09 pm

I found this funny a black guy told me.

Why is there cotton in the top of pill bottles?

to remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs

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Post by [TO]Semore » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:41 am

Deadeye wrote:I found this funny a black guy told me.

Why is there cotton in the top of pill bottles?

to remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs

... That's really not funny at all.

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Post by Trent » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:03 am

Seen on the blackboard in the computer lab, "There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand base-two and those who don't"

I thought it was pretty fu**ing clever. :lol:

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